Hey, to become a successful marketer, you should follow this 1 easy step, Never Eat!
Hey, here's why. Did you know that food has carbohydrates and calories and azodicarbonamide. That stuff is gross! Plus, people who eat food spend at least 7 hours a day talking about food which leaves less time for marketing!
Take it from me folks, since I started #NeverEatMarketing last week, I've never felt better! Angels even talk to me sometimes now, and even god, and even my walls are starting interesting conversations. It's great having around 22 hours per day to spend on marketing.
Bye,
@TavarisTreston
