#NeverEatMarketing

Hey, to become a successful marketer, you should follow this 1 easy step, Never Eat!

Hey, here's why. Did you know that food has carbohydrates and calories and azodicarbonamide. That stuff is gross! Plus, people who eat food spend at least 7 hours a day talking about food which leaves less time for marketing!

Take it from me folks, since I started #NeverEatMarketing last week, I've never felt better! Angels even talk to me sometimes now, and even god, and even my walls are starting interesting conversations. It's great having around 22 hours per day to spend on marketing.

Bye,

@TavarisTreston

Hummingbird Feeder with Wifi

Hey!

My newest invention is complete! This one will be enjoyed by Techies around the world as well as people who are girls, because they think this kind of stuff is cute.

Hey! I can't take all the credit, my friend may have mentioned this idea to me. Hey! But in all seriousness I was controlling his mind and made him think of this idea so I technically made it up myself.

Enjoy Hummingbird Feeders with Wifi, coming to stores in August 2016.

Bye!

@TavarisTreston the Tech Tutor